Funny Signs

After trying to be the location for the 2016 summer olympics, Madrid is trying to be the location for the 2020 summer olympics, and they already had the banners out for it in January.  Still in the running as of June...

Funny enough, this means don't step on the grass, not don't pee on the grass.  Someone also added "in high-heels" on the bottom of it too.
The bottom one says have your dogs on a leash, but someone creatively crossed out dogs and wrote police.

Café in Malasaña, the alternative neighborhood new my new apartment.  The sign reads, "The Terrace: DON'T SMOKE JOINTS" amongst a list of other rules for sitting outside.